Tag: Cakes (Page 4)

Fact: the word pedophilia is derived from the two phrases to "pet-ya" and "feel-ya." Picture Fact: the word pedophilia is derived from the two phrases to "pet-ya" and "feel-ya."
It's like having a conjoined twin in the womb, except this guy has a better kick. Picture It's like having a conjoined twin in the womb, except this guy has a better kick.
Little Girl Sings "The Distance" Video Little Girl Sings "The Distance"
Mind-Blowing Birthday Candle Video Mind-Blowing Birthday Candle
9 lives you say? Age means nothing to me you mortal fools! Picture 9 lives you say? Age means nothing to me you mortal fools!
Lost Actors Say "Mmm, Cake" Video Lost Actors Say "Mmm, Cake"
It's the best day of the year, girl. Birthday sex. Picture It's the best day of the year, girl. Birthday sex.
And a very special tubgirl birthday to you too. Picture And a very special tubgirl birthday to you too.
Breaking a two year dry streak deserves a cake. You can't argue that. Picture Breaking a two year dry streak deserves a cake. You can't argue that.
Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can. Picture Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can.
See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too. Picture See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too.
Birthday Cake Party Foul Video Birthday Cake Party Foul
That's a most supple age. Picture That's a most supple age.
The NASCAR cake must have been out of their price range. Picture The NASCAR cake must have been out of their price range.
Worst Birthday Ever Video Worst Birthday Ever
"Ice cream flavors are binary so either chocolate or vanilla. None of that strawberry crap!" Picture "Ice cream flavors are binary so either chocolate or vanilla. None of that strawberry crap!"
Birthday Cake Meltdown Baby Video Birthday Cake Meltdown Baby
They only had to cut the cake in half to share it with everyone at the party. Picture They only had to cut the cake in half to share it with everyone at the party.
Last time I ever order a cake in Mississippi over the phone. Picture Last time I ever order a cake in Mississippi over the phone.
All the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Chocolate!" and I'll whisper "French Vanilla Marble." Picture All the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Chocolate!" and I'll whisper "French Vanilla Marble."
I wonder where they put the candle on that birthday cake. Picture I wonder where they put the candle on that birthday cake.
Best Valentine's Day present ever. Picture Best Valentine's Day present ever.
"Thanks for the cake guys! I'm super, super cereal." Picture "Thanks for the cake guys! I'm super, super cereal."
Finally! Edible Solo cups. Picture Finally! Edible Solo cups.