CollegeHumor: Candy

Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz"

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:41:34 -0400

Not sure I want this candy.

Castle Made of Starburst

Thu, 10 May 2012 23:04:12 -0400

There must be a big pile of starburst wrappers just out of the frame.

Canned Snickers in Tomato Sauce

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:48:54 -0400

It's convenient, but it doesn't taste nearly as good as home made Snickers in tomato sauce.

Kit Kat Attack Ad

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:45:37 -0400

Don't give them a break.

Mom Sends "Diabeetus Kit" Care Package

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:30:46 -0400

Keep your grades as high as your blood sugar.

Welsh Lady Ass Fudge

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 19:41:44 -0400

This stuff is the shit.

Arrested Development Gobstoppers

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:04:41 -0500

"Has anyone in this family ever seen a Gobstopper?"

Street Artist Makes Caramel Dragon Lollipop

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:07:53 -0500

"You can't eat that, kid. It belongs in a museum."

Skittles Hairdo

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:40:57 -0500

Wear the rainbow.

Magic Japanese Candy

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 18:32:19 -0500

Honestly, I'd be freaked out if their candy was normal.

82-Year-Old Tries Pop Rocks for the First Time

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:53:07 -0500

Next up on the world's easiest bucket list: take a nap.

Nerds Candy

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:46:01 -0400

Five Classic Halloween Tricks

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:14:13 -0400

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Halloween: Then and Now

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:31:00 -0400

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Candy Machine Fire Alarm

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:07:35 -0400

So delicious your ears will ring for days.

2-Year-Old Eats Sour Toxic Waste Candy

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:53:43 -0400

It's all fun and games until she gets superpowers.

Pedophile on Grocery Store Aisle Sign

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 14:45:46 -0400

Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment.

Candy Machine Fire Alarm

Mon, 16 May 2011 13:43:46 -0400

Is this black stuff sprayed on my arm candy?

Bubblegum Bubble in a Bubble in a Bubble

Wed, 18 May 2011 13:30:12 -0400

Mustn't... make... Inception joke...

Gummy Bear Sink

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 16:06:19 -0400

Now with Fluoride.