"Candy" Video

"You can't eat that, kid. It belongs in a museum."

From NEWSofNOW

Honestly, I'd be freaked out if their candy was normal.

Next up on the world's easiest bucket list: take a nap.

From ryguymedia

It's all fun and games until she gets superpowers.

From livdancer

Mustn't... make... Inception joke...

They must not know about Halloween.

Candy tastes so much better after an hour of meticulous preparation.

From the Super Bowl... And I feel like a guy watching a CarMax commercial.

This is how our ancestors used to trap children, before they had vans.

"This is how our ancestors used to trap small children."

It'll be at least a year before he can tell us if he liked them.

Rob Paravonian presents a ballad dedicated to candy and fund-raising, our favorite and least favorite things.

Maybe there is a wrong way to eat a Reese's.

If anything, it makes a little more sense when you play it this way.

"Sorry, son. We couldn't afford candy this year, but we got you something better."

You should've seen the bloodbath after Hakeem Olajuwon ate a Zagnut.

It's no coincidence that the hostage situation at the Twizzler factory happened the same day as the breakout at the insane asylum.

From Nathan Barnatt

Keep in mind this was made in the '80s, when dieting was still socially acceptable.

"Think of all the money we'll save on milk, Rebecca!"

"You can't make a video without breaking a few eggs," said the world's dumbest poet.