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    "Captain Morgan" Stuff

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    picture The bottle passed out and got shamed.
    picture How can you do a captain snowman with no mustache? That's what makes him such a man!
    picture Whatever, we didn't keep anything upstairs anyway.
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    This is why god invented tables. picture This is why god invented tables.
    "Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter. picture "Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.
    Be careful in a house with Captain Morgan pirate hats. picture Be careful in a house with Captain Morgan pirate hats.
    Pickup line for the night - "want some captain in you?" picture Pickup line for the night - "want some captain in you?"
    He can make it happen, with or without you. picture He can make it happen, with or without you.
    The pumpkin has a little Captain in him... picture The pumpkin has a little Captain in him...

    This pumpkin's got a little captain in him. And a candle.

    Lady Captain Morgan picture Lady Captain Morgan

    I like to think even if he was a woman, Captain Morgan would still have that sweet goatee.

    "Looks like the Captain was here!!!" Ya don't see too many girls shamed, do ya? picture "Looks like the Captain was here!!!" Ya don't see too many girls shamed, do ya?
    Yarr! Subtance abuse! Yarrr! picture Yarr! Subtance abuse! Yarrr!
    Got a little pumpkin in you? picture Got a little pumpkin in you?
    Captain Morgan picture Captain Morgan

    Making it happen.

    captain morgan in all his glory, shippensburg 04 picture captain morgan in all his glory, shippensburg 04
    Captain Morgan... Freeman??? picture Captain Morgan... Freeman???
    Even the Captain throws down the shocker picture Even the Captain throws down the shocker
    8 minutes bottle to throttle... picture 8 minutes bottle to throttle...
    Ever wonder why they have those height limits on bridges? picture Ever wonder why they have those height limits on bridges?
    Got a little Captain on you. picture Got a little Captain on you.
    "Clash of Captains." picture "Clash of Captains."
    I think this may become the new priceless for passed out kids. Let's see it happen, guys. picture I think this may become the new priceless for passed out kids. Let's see it happen, guys.
    "19th Birthday + Halloween Party + Open Bar = Half Elvis / Half Oompa Loompa and no memory of the entire night" picture "19th Birthday + Halloween Party + Open Bar = Half Elvis / Half Oompa Loompa and no memory of the entire night"
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