Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Captain Morgan Freeman
Lady Captain Morgan
The pumpkin has a little Captain in him...
"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.
Got a little Captain on you.
Got a little pumpkin in you?
How can you do a captain snowman with no mustache? That's what makes him such a man!
This is why god invented tables.
Whatever, we didn't keep anything upstairs anyway.
Be careful in a house with Captain Morgan pirate hats.
Pickup line for the night - "want some captain in you?"
He can make it happen, with or without you.
The bottle passed out and got shamed.
Liquor and cupcakes, together at last.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.