captain morgan

    Captain Morgan Freeman
    Lady Captain Morgan
    The pumpkin has a little Captain in him...
    "Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.
    Captain Morgan
    Got a little Captain on you.
    Got a little pumpkin in you?
    This is why god invented tables.
    Whatever, we didn't keep anything upstairs anyway.
    Be careful in a house with Captain Morgan pirate hats.
    Pickup line for the night - "want some captain in you?"
    He can make it happen, with or without you.
    The bottle passed out and got shamed.
    Liquor and cupcakes, together at last.

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