Lady Captain Morgan picture Lady Captain Morgan

I like to think even if he was a woman, Captain Morgan would still have that sweet goatee.

From Samantha

| 10 comments | November 02, 2009
The pumpkin has a little Captain in him... picture The pumpkin has a little Captain in him...

This pumpkin's got a little captain in him. And a candle.

| 68 comments | October 30, 2008
"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter. picture "Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.

| 105 comments | September 24, 2008
Captain Morgan picture Captain Morgan

Making it happen.

| 36 comments | October 31, 2007
Got a little Captain on you. picture Got a little Captain on you.

From Brian S

| 27 comments | October 29, 2007
Got a little pumpkin in you? picture Got a little pumpkin in you?

From Bradyn

| 175 comments | October 16, 2007
How can you do a captain snowman with no mustache? That's what makes him such a man! picture How can you do a captain snowman with no mustache? That's what makes him such a man!

From Scott Lesinski

| 74 comments | February 04, 2007
This is why god invented tables. picture This is why god invented tables.

From David C

| 48 comments | December 05, 2006
Whatever, we didn't keep anything upstairs anyway. picture Whatever, we didn't keep anything upstairs anyway.

| 49 comments | November 12, 2006
Be careful in a house with Captain Morgan pirate hats. picture Be careful in a house with Captain Morgan pirate hats.

| 2 comments | November 05, 2006
Pickup line for the night - "want some captain in you?" picture Pickup line for the night - "want some captain in you?"

From Kaitlyn144=FTL

| 7 comments | November 02, 2006
He can make it happen, with or without you. picture He can make it happen, with or without you.

| 3 comments | October 30, 2006
The bottle passed out and got shamed. picture The bottle passed out and got shamed.

| 36 comments | October 12, 2006
Liquor and cupcakes, together at last. picture Liquor and cupcakes, together at last.

From Kool Aid Man

| 3 comments | July 06, 2006
"Clash of Captains." picture "Clash of Captains."

| 3 comments | April 10, 2006
We haven't gotten good snow pictures all season, hopefully that will change after this weekend. Send them in! picture We haven't gotten good snow pictures all season, hopefully that will change after this weekend. Send them in!

| 2 comments | February 12, 2006
Looks like he got a little Captain on him. picture Looks like he got a little Captain on him.

From Sarah

| 2 comments | October 26, 2005
Yarr! Subtance abuse! Yarrr! picture Yarr! Subtance abuse! Yarrr!

| 1 comment | March 12, 2005
captain morgan in all his glory, shippensburg 04 picture captain morgan in all his glory, shippensburg 04

| 1 comment | November 08, 2004
Even the Captain throws down the shocker picture Even the Captain throws down the shocker

From The Jon Lajoie Show

| 1 comment | November 04, 2004