Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
That explains why he bought a new Mercedes on a school bus driver's salary.
Spelling "State" wrong is really the worst way to show how much better you are than those fancy private school boys.
I like it when you call me Big Papa Smurf.
He really should have reconsidered his "Free SUV if you see a misspelling" deal of the month.
If Bullies Made Street Signs
And coincidentally it's how many times this car's been in an accident.
Some things just go together, like peanut butter and jelly, or high performance German engineering and Mexican fast food.
Stupid foreigners think they're so smart.
They say the original is always better.
I think we can safely assume that guy needed money pretty badly.
In the Army, calling "shotgun" is for wimps.
And he's blasting the heat so it's even more pungent.
The most convincing case for "share the road" yet.
Optimus Prime just wasn't getting the best MPG on his own.
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