Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Girls love it when their tits get all dusty. They think it's romantic.
If you come across a giant moose, all you can do is pay attention and hope for the best.
See? This isn't so hard once you get the hang of it. I don't know what the humans are always complaining about.
I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I'll have it looked at immediately.
"Actual car that is always parked in front of the student union at UC." Does anyone know the story here?
"We threw a party at our apartment, and one of the kids decided to sleep/pass out in his car. At some point during the night he had a dream that he was sleeping in his car and had to pee really badly, so he kicked out his window and crawled out. It's a 20
"I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and sticke
Hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if you hit a deer at, say, 70 miles per hour? Hypothetically.
"So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life."
Presumably, the tires tilt 90 degrees so they're flat against the ground before it enters boat mode.
Necessity breeds invention.
This mouse suffered from a classic case of 'Wrong Place, Wrong Time.'
"The most watched news show in history."
"Been looking forward to this since I got my license..."
Even mighty beasts need help getting around sometimes.
Ummmm thanks dad, I'll just walk to school. It's really not that far. I just like walking.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.