Picture You haven't been cheating? Then how do you explain this bottle cap I found in your pocket when I was doing laundry?
Picture "The king has decreed - we're going to get one pepperoni, one half sausage/half peppers, and one plain."
Picture "This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.
Picture "I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and sticke