Picture "Our roommate bought a 42 inch plasma tv for his room... little did he know he was also buying us a $1700 entertainment center for the garage."
Picture How many RPI engineers and free USPS boxes does it take to make a poker table? The answers are 4 and 150, respectively.
Picture If that thing moves, at all, I think you can expect to be sleeping with women non-stop for the rest of your time at college.
Picture It's like how you line a dog's cage. Except instead it's for vomit, not poop. Or at least primarily vomit anyway.