Picture This way the puke doesn't get everywhere. It slides down the cardboard box, onto his chest a little, then, if we're lucky, 50% of it falls in the urinal.
Picture Each 30 rack of beer provides one of these girls with the comfort of clothing. For 14 bucks a case, won't you lend a hand?
Picture That'll go perfectly with the statue he made of himself creepily oogling Princess Leia in a gold bikini while touching himself.