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A True Gentleman's Portraits
He didn't make love to the camera, but it wishes he did.
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How to Win at Solitaire Every Single Time
Without shooting your computer screen with a handgun.
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Gender-Skittish Baby
I'll never tell.
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Condolences Card
He sorely missed... the toilet.
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Sarah Palin Graduation Card
Everyone knows a real maverick doesn't need a college education.
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Accidental Happy Birthday Wishes on Condolence Card
"Did I write birthday? I meant deathday."
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Weed Card for Dad
Inside: "Sorry man, I'll DEFINITELY take out the trash tomorrow, dude."
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Card to Tell People to Stop Talking
Perfect for any Jehovah's Witness who happens to stop by for a chat.
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What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up
Dare to dream.
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Cat Catching Catrds
Quick, get him to one of those 52 Pickup tables in Vegas.
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Enormous House of Cards Destruction
An impressive interpretation of the collapse of the Berlin Wall for his Performance Art/History class.


