And for my next trick I'll pull nothing out of my hat!
This guy's life hacked life hacks.
Mouse over each card to see what's inside.
L is for the way your penis looks.
Aww, such a nice candid photo.
I feel like I've been here before...
He's a paper cut ninja.
Dare to dream.
Do we really need another Hallmark holiday? They already fooled us with Kwanzaa.
Perfect for any Jehovah's Witness who happens to stop by for a chat.
"Did I write birthday? I meant deathday."
He sorely missed... the toilet.