Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I'm Sorry Safeway, But the Carrots on Your Carrot Cake Look Like Dicks
A New Meaning to Carrot Top
Billboard Placement Lines Up Giant Carrot with Butt
There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man.
She's no Playboy Bunny, but she'll do.
Less cute when you know his owner is just fattening him up.
"My grocery list has carrots and pineapple on it, but I only have enough room in my cart for one more item!"
If you were to to rank vegetables based on how phallic they are, carrot would come right after zucchini but before cabbage.
It's hard to tell who is enjoying it the most, but I suspect it's the carrot.
"Only in the South."
That's like a human eating a 3 pound sausage whole.
"Ouch! Careful with that peeler!"
This carrot looks so much like a person it's crazy.
"Found this one in my parents garden after my dad put a whole shit load of manure on it, the carrot went nuts. Fucking best carrot picture ever."
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