CollegeHumor: Cars Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/cars Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6883376 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883376/heres-what-you-can-expect-while-driving-in-russia 14 Crazy Things Caught on Russian Dashboard Cameras Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:34:44 -0400 Every driver in Russia has a camera equipped on their dashboard, and for good reason — if drivers get in an incident that goes to court, they have evidence on tape. It also means we get to see all the crazy, crazy sh*t goes down on the streets of Russia. Thinking about a trip to the Motherland? Here's what you can expect:



Dysfunctional Taillights

How courteous
/article/6883822 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883822/this-google-street-view-hyperlapse-is-amazing This Google Street View Hyperlapse is Amazing Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:12:35 -0400 Sure, you've joked about "taking a road trip" through Google Maps' Street View before, but I'm guessing you've tired after a few clicks of seeing essentially the same highway stretch over and over again. Well, the team at T+L Labs put in all the work for you and created this amazing, mesmerizing road trip video using street view. It careens down roads at warp speed, often panning the view as if you're in the backseat looking out the window. Pretty cool.


 /article/6874652 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6874652/4-things-you-didnt-know-you-can-rent 4 Things You Didn't Know You Can Rent Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:54:53 -0500 Renting is a concept we are all very familiar with. You can hire a huge variety of things from apartments to motorbikes to DVDs. However there a few things you can rent that are a little surprising.


4 Things You Didnt Know You Can Rent - Image 5...]]> /article/6868622 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6868622/9-bumper-stickers-for-people-who-dont-suck 9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don't Suck Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:15:53 -0500
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9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Dont Suck - Image 1...]]> /article/6853566 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6853566/if-your-gps-navigated-like-your-idiot-friends If Your GPS Navigated Like Your Idiot Friends Tue, 04 Dec 2012 17:33:10 -0500
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...]]> /article/6577651 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6577651/5-drive-thru-pranks-that-havent-caught-on-yet 5 Drive Thru Pranks That Haven't Caught On Yet Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:22:37 -0400

Pull up to the drive-thru. When asked for your order, respond with incoherent mumbles and gibberish. You will be asked to repeat your order, at which point you should mumble again in a similar fashion. The prank is on! Now that you've had a chance to look at the menu, realize that you are hungry, and order a cheeseburger (coherently this time). As you eat your burger in the parking lot, notice yourself becoming overwhelmed by a feeling of crushing loneliness and isolation. Find yourself considering that you might as well just mumble all the time because, if you think about it, no one is really understanding you anyway—at least not the real you. Your drive-thru prank, you can now see, was an embodiment of man's futile attempt to connect with his fellow man. Can anyone ever truly know another person? Decide that they cannot. Call your significant other and briskly end the relationship with no explanation. Have immediate regrets about this.

...]]> /article/6568938 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6568938/the-parents-guide-to-road-trips The Parent's Guide to Road Trips Wed, 20 Jul 2011 04:34:24 -0400


...]]> /article/5832368 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5832368/gpsass G.P.Sass Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:37:29 -0500 G.P.S.: Turn left on Pine St. in 0.1 miles.


(Chad drives past Pine St.)


Brenda: Chad, what are you doing? It said to turn left.


Chad: Yeah, it usually says that, but it's actually faster to keep going straight on Oak here for a little while and then take Cherry.


G.P.S.: Oh, wow, look at Mr. Big Shot here.
...]]> /article/3832490 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3832490/conversations-with-my-92-volvo Conversations With My 92' Volvo Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:57:22 -0500
Me: Hey buddy, ya ready to go for a little drive?


The Volve: We'll see…


Me: What do you mean we'll see? I need to get to the packy before it closes.
...]]> /article/3454456 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3454456/tribute-to-speeding-buddies Tribute to Speeding Buddies. Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:22:53 -0400

Speeding in a car down the highway is probably the most fun you could ever have. I love doing it. I speed in neighborhoods, schools, parking lots and hospital ambulance driveways… basically, wherever I can. I love showing off the power of my 1997 Ford Taurus. (I'm pretty sure that means 1,997 horsepower!)

...]]> /article/1189841 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1189841/if-kitt-the-car-from-knight-rider-was-more-like-my-95-dodge-neon If KITT the Car from "Knight Rider" Was More Like My '95 Dodge Neon Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:28:04 -0400
MICHAEL: KITT, do you realize this top-secret recording proves General Juarez is behind yesterday's ruby heist? This time, we'll make sure he's behind bars for good!
...]]> /article/1186252 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1186252/top-25-car-names-that-are-funny-when-the-word-anal-is-placed-in-front-of-them Top 25 Car Names That Are Funny When The Word "Anal" Is Placed In Front Of Them Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:46:02 -0400
25. Frontier

24. Ascender

23. Excursion

22. Diablo

21. Defender

20. Vibe

19. Commander

18. Aviator

...]]> /article/510211 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/510211/the-perfect-girl-vs-the-perfect-car The Perfect Girl vs. The Perfect Car Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:02:28 -0500

Last time out, I found similarities between the perfect girl and the perfect public bathroom. Now I realize that was a gross and juvenile comparison. Here is a much more appropriate, less disgusting comparison, the perfect girl vs. the perfect car. Both should have:


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