Cars

Cars have forever been the most financially feasible way of commuting, right after trains, subways, buses, bikes, scooters and any other mode of transportation known to man. The good news is we more than make up for those costs of travel by watching people crash into buildings or drive away from gas stations with the pump still in.

    Rockets! Cars! Fast! Explosion!
    "98 mph in a 70 mph zone? I wish!"
    Conversations With My 92' Volvo
    $4000? That hooptie ride ain't even got rims
    This is why I wear a helmet whenever I makeout
    Someone doesn't understand how selling works
    There
    This cop is setting an awesome example. (NSFW language)
    You win this round, God
    Stop laughing, you sexist
    I REALLY hope Burger King takes credit cards

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