The beat may have dropped, but insurance rates did not.
With a car like this who needs hookers?
It only took eating 12,000 calories to make.
No pain no gain!
The best reason to have a baby is so you can put this sticker on your SUV.
That must be one hell of a seeing eye dog.
Your tone isn't helping, traffic sign!
There's no way she's not going to turn into a crazy ex who slashes his tires and lies about being pregnant.
At getting his license suspended.
It's like plastic, it's fantastic.
It has a surprisingly good safety rating.
Grandma is going to jump 6 buses.
I live my life, in a scooter-assisted 1/4 mile at a time.
"Pew! Pew!" That's da sound of da police.
The least vain vanity plate ever.
Awesome, sure, but what if this was the way he died.