So cool it almost makes you forget about the lack of sexual activity in their lives.
I'm so police officer I have to pull you over.
"Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the [kitchen] floor."
Uhm, haven't you ever read an urban legend? The bright beams are specifically for telling people there is a murderer in your back seat.
I'd rather take the scenic route, please.
Ridiculous that a store would infringe on customers' rights like that.
Heavy gravity-altering load.
You pay for the professionalism.
We will go to whatever measure necessary to be a total dick and ruin your day.
Just another boring, mundane local news story that we can all relate to.
It's the thought that counts. Also the insurance policy.
Definitely the hardest part of the driver's license test.
Building companies tend to be growers, after all.
You know what they say, "You are what you put on your license plate."
To try leaving your message again, press oh, forget it.
It takes brains to be a total creepazoid.
Warning: 13-year-olds at play