"Cars" Picture

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Cars have forever been the most financially feasible way of commuting, right after trains, subways, buses, bikes, scooters and any other mode of transportation known to man. The good news is we more than make up for those costs of travel by watching people crash into buildings or drive away from gas stations with the pump still in.

Subaru Jump video Subaru Jump
The Crucial Man: Car Maintenance Originals video The Crucial Man: Car Maintenance
Incredible Segway Jump video Incredible Segway Jump
Handicopped picture Handicopped

Give him a break, it will only take him like five minutes to accept those bribes.

| 1 comment | 3 days ago
Cute Dogs Hot Bark Their Dad's Car picture Cute Dogs Hot Bark Their Dad's Car

"Let's go to Taco Bell, I hear it's like one step better than dog food."

| 1 comment | 6 days ago
Sign Gives Cop Away picture Sign Gives Cop Away

The only thing more important to a police officer than his badge is his sign that keeps him from having to pull people over.

| 2 comments | February 03, 2012
Goat in a Car picture Goat in a Car

What an asshole, that's not the goat seat.

| 1 comment | January 31, 2012
Hello Kitty Smart Car Gangster picture Hello Kitty Smart Car Gangster

Whatever the opposite of yelling "thug life" is.

| 1 comment | January 30, 2012
Albert Einstein Dirty Car Art picture Albert Einstein Dirty Car Art

Unlike Einstein, the smartest thing this guy ever did was not get his car washed.

From Dirty Car Art

| 2 comments | January 26, 2012
Older Brother Makes Motorcycle Out of Younger Siblings picture Older Brother Makes Motorcycle Out of Younger Siblings

"I can't wait until I'm 18 so I can leave this place and get a real motorcycle made of people."

| 4 comments | January 23, 2012
Legend of Zelda License Plate picture Legend of Zelda License Plate

"No, you idiot. Legend is the car."

| 1 comment | January 23, 2012
Someone Thinks Politician is a Sh*tty Candidate picture Someone Thinks Politician is a Sh*tty Candidate

At least it wasn't a smear ad.

| 3 comments | January 16, 2012
Baja Blast License Plate at Taco Bell picture Baja Blast License Plate at Taco Bell

If you think he's dedicated now, you should know he legally changed his name to Idiot.

From John Zanussi

| 7 comments | January 12, 2012
Dr. Phil is Watching You picture Dr. Phil is Watching You

I guess he's hoping you'll try and get him back.

| 2 comments | January 11, 2012
Ghetto Car Side Mirror picture Ghetto Car Side Mirror

Now he'll have to listen to the radio instead of "Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 78."

| 3 comments | January 06, 2012
Little Girl Smash picture Little Girl Smash

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

| 3 comments | December 29, 2011
Car Into House picture Car Into House

"If you'd just help me find my keys I'll be on my way."

| 3 comments | December 28, 2011
Hot Pink Bentley Being Towed picture Hot Pink Bentley Being Towed

That's the closest the tow truck driver has ever been to that color.

| 11 comments | December 20, 2011
This Vehicle Protected By Anti-Theft Sticker picture This Vehicle Protected By Anti-Theft Sticker

While the carjacker reads this hit him in the head with a bat.

| 1 comment | December 20, 2011
Annoying Car Questionnaire picture Annoying Car Questionnaire

He knew what he was signing up for.

| 1 comment | December 16, 2011
Surf The Internet While Driving picture Surf The Internet While Driving

New Facebook status update: Just got into a horrific accident. FML.

| 6 comments | December 16, 2011
Portable Stripper Pole picture Portable Stripper Pole

Let's hope those dollar bills stay in while she's dancing on the highway.

| 5 comments | December 15, 2011
Dog And Cat Windshield Wipers picture Dog And Cat Windshield Wipers

Let everyone know how big of a loser you are this holiday season.

| 5 comments | December 12, 2011