He knew what he was signing up for.
New Facebook status update: Just got into a horrific accident. FML.
Let's hope those dollar bills stay in while she's dancing on the highway.
Let everyone know how big of a loser you are this holiday season.
But it's still dad's fault for throwing her into the car.
You could get the death penalty in Texas for doing this.
They were on the fence about doing this, then they realized they were white trash.
Is it considered ridin' dirty if you've got Cheetos dust all over your fingers?
You just know they're listening to The Baha Men.
Be quiet, he's parallel barking.
It was nice of the cop to take the picture before slamming him down to the pavement.
They only take it out once a year so kids can play on it. Money well spent.
The GPS really comes in handy.
Don't think that'll get you out of paying the ticket either.
Somehow this actually raised the resale value of the car.
If only he said, "Show me the Car Fax" before buying.
Why get wax off by yourself when someone can do it for you?
It's not gonna feel so good when an ewok rams him with a massive log.
The steering wheel is just a pizza pan connected to a toilet brush.
Meanwhile, in Canada...
All you have to do is axe.
That whip is trix'd out.
Just don't look at yourself in the mirror. You're a winner.
"Please make an offer before the car bursts into flames." - Owner