Troy totally wants to get trojan horsed.
Now where are they gonna eat dinner without their dinner table?
"Dude, you're running low on gas too. Bonerz."
She's in a better place now. The Caribbean with Raul.
"You probably won't forget to roll down the windows next time, pal."
Who doesn't love jazz?
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'll give it another go.
Don't worry, he spins out on a banana peel a mile down.
Then it's agreed upon. We'll just steal the car.
Here's to hoping they write their own vows.
I'll keep my comments to myself.
They made Christian Bale's stunt double sit in it the entire drive.
50/50 chance that's actually Mr. T driving a mini-van
"My other vehicle is a ROFLcopter."
Just give him a love tap if you're interested.
"We actually prefer the term 'rehab.'"
"Margaret, I've wanted to tell you for the longest time but just didn't have the balls to do it. That's because you neutered me by the way."
He's selling it on eBay, as is, for 55,555. Not bad for a '92 Civic.
Crime doesn't pay (for access to unsecure wireless networks)
I ain't 'fraid of no walking.
I guess he got contact lenses.
If anything I could say this cab driver looks like the Fresh Prince's uncle.
"F1rst" - person driving the car that just rear-ended this one