Elmyra Duff IRL
I immediately regret this decision!
Aw, someone tipped over my wind-up toy.
Cats care about saving on electricity.
Canada is a strange place.
Get down, Mr. President!
Man, that cat is ripped.
Today the world was captivated by the story of a man whose cat unfortunately passed away when it was hit by a car. He loved it so much that he had the cat stuffed and converted into a remote controlle …
I mop and I mop, but there's still hair everywhere.
Or is there a hole in the bag?
They're the Pringles of the cat world.
Sunglasses that lift and separate.
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
"With your puny weapons it's impossible to take me-owt'
"So you like eating goldfish, do you? How do you like this?"
Tickle me once, shame on you; tickle me twice, I will rip your face off.
And all cats remember that moment as "The Great Betrayal" and vowed to wake humans every morning as an act of vengeance.
I did not order this cat!
Someone got the cat drunk again.
This is why cat yoga never took off.
Oh I've heard this song before. I heard the strays in the garbage cans outside my apartment sing this.