CollegeHumor: Cats Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/cats Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6876326 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6876326/adult-cat-finder-is-ameowzingly-useful Adult Cat Finder Is Ameowzingly Useful Fri, 08 Mar 2013 15:56:07 -0500 Looking for a real purrty online companion? Look no further than Adult Cat Finder, the web's #1 resource to find hot, local cats in your area!

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...]]> /article/6858257 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6858257/2012-year-in-review-for-cats 2012 Year in Review for Cats Thu, 20 Dec 2012 13:35:11 -0500
Between waiting to be let outside and waiting to be let back in, it's been a memorable year for our feline friends. Let's look back at what made 2012 so special for a few select, random cats.


2012 Year in Review for Cats - Image 1 /article/6844320 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6844320/rip-nyan-cat-gif R.I.P. Nyan Cat (GIF) Fri, 02 Nov 2012 15:24:07 -0400 Marty The Cat, the real-life feline who inspired Nyan Cat, sadly passed away today. In honor of the Chris Torres sensation that brought the internet so much wonderfully random joy, we offer this animated farewell to the cat that's surely hurtling through Heaven indefinitely:


...]]> /article/6760974 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6760974/cool-pranks-for-cats Cool Pranks for Cats Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:44:03 -0400
Cool Pranks for Cats - Image 1

Cool Pranks for Cats - Image 1...]]> /article/6649422 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6649422/how-creepy-you-are-as-determined-by-your-pets How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Pets Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:29:20 -0500

...]]> /article/5990062 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5990062/staying-sharp-with-colin-sharp-tips-for-being-a-pet-owner Staying Sharp With Colin Sharp: Tips For Being A Pet Owner Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:09:24 -0400 I love pets. Wait, I think I messed up the wording of that. Let me it again. I love other people's pets. Ah, there it is, that's what I was going for. Other people's pets are wonderful. It's great to rub your hand up and down a cat's soft fur, throw around a ball of yarn, and then leave. It's a great situation, because I don't want to be put in a situation where I have to take care of something that can't make a sandwich for itself when push comes to shove. But other people's pets aren't perfect. Damn, I messed up the wording again. I'll take a mulligan. Other people that own pets aren't perfect. As great as their pet may be, they're probably doing something to try and counteract all inherent excellence present in the pet. If you own a pet take note and people will like you more. Or maybe they'll only not-hate you…I'm not sure yet, so I'll try and get back to you.

 

1. Your pet's gender does not matter

Pump your brakes pet owners. A random passer-by on the street should not be made to feel like they are an asshole for calling your female dog “boy”. Would I be less of an asshole if I double-checked by pulling out a mechanics roller and sliding under your dog to examine their business? Your dog doesn't have a transmission, so I'm not doing that.

 

2. Interesting animal does not mean interesting person.
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The dog.  Man's best friend.  For about 15,000 years, man and his dog have lived side by side, relying on each other for warmth, companionship and safety.  When we became literate, we wrote books about our dogs.  And when we invented movies and TV, dogs were cast (and paid) just like human actors.  They made us laugh and cry and annoy our parents until they bought us a puppy.  But then something happened.

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