"Sorry I ruined your sandwich, but it was either that or the couch."
A bow, honestly? Do I look like a dog?
The window washer immediately turned to stone.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'll give it another go.
If you think this is adorable, you should see baby lamb taking the picture.
I'm sorry Mr. Vick, I just don't see how this is any better."