Wow, it's like they want us to use our legs or something crappy like that.
Warning: your party sucks.
He's only doing it for your safety.
This is why I don't go clubbing.
Caution: Empty Pool Not Empty
The owner immediately ran out and started barking at the photographer.
Unfortunately the photographer's standing 5 feet away.
Brought to you by the Department of Crunk.
Caution: Do not make signs that will lead to falling down stairs.
Their first mistake was trusting a guy named Whoopi.
Just don't slip on the dip.
"How slow? Well, let's just say we let them make the sign."
The Chianti owner totally has a scrap metal shop on the side.
Consider this your warning.
If you think monkeys are scary, you've never seen a copyright lawyer.
That's why I throw all of my food on the ground before I eat it.
Caution: It may just be Rip Taylor in a speedo.
Wait, nevermind. Some 9 year-old just puked up an entire can of SpaghettiOs.
Wet Floors: The leading cause of jazz hands in America.
Please plan your emergencies accordingly.
Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines.
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.