1. Spreading joy by crashing your party
/article/6845571 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845571/todays-10-most-depressed-conservative-celeb-tweets Wed, 07 Nov 2012 11:29:03 -0500

In case you don't follow every conservative semi-famous person on Twitter like we do (for the entertainment value!), here's their most depressed reactions to the GOP holding onto the House of Representatives and not much else:

...]]> /article/6820282 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6820282/nic-cage-looks-for-a-new-assistant Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:56:11 -0400 Recent reports reveal that America's heart throb Nic Cage owes his local video rental store $224.48 in late fees. Rather than take the blame like a normal human being, Cage blamed his assistant for the misunderstanding. Needless to say, Nic is looking for a new assistant and we just spotted the post on Craigslist.

...]]> /article/6815780 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6815780/chad-kroeger-and-avril-lavignes-leaked-wedding-invitation Thu, 23 Aug 2012 14:11:18 -0400 As most of you know, Nickelback lead man Chad Kroeger just got engaged to the princess of pop-punk, Avril Lavigne. Luckily for you, CH got its hands on the wedding invitation for this brand new Canadian power couple.

...]]> /article/6801789 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6801789/12-step-program-for-robert-pattinson-to-get-over-kristen-stewart Thu, 26 Jul 2012 13:29:43 -0400

1. Shower.
2. Shave.
3. Run a comb through that hair.
4. Step outside.
5. Expose skin to sun to get a nice base flesh color going.
6. Go for a run.
7. Kindly ask women who haven't been left in the dust to respect your desire to be alone for a while.
8. Let those who leave go, they're obviously not dedicated enough.
9. Give anyone who looks underage, overage, or "stabby" Taylor Lautner's address.
10. Do whatever it is that girls like about you.
11. Invite anyone who showed emotion, or just didn't bite their lip to dinner.
12. Smile—wait, don't. It's not really your thing. Leave that for the rest of us.

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...]]> /article/6786527 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6786527/kristen-stewarts-salary-breakdown Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:32:49 -0400 Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having raked in 34.5 million dollars this year. Here's the salary breakdown for those coveted acting skills:

...]]> /article/6760783 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6760783/leaked-justin-biebers-i-never-had-sex-with-you-single Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:22:33 -0400 This past Tuesday, Justin Bieber told reporters that one of the new songs on his upcoming album, "Believe," touched upon the false paternity accusation made by super fan Mariah Yeater. Yesterday we got our hands on a leaked draft of the song.

...]]> /article/6168215 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6168215/brendan-fraser-meets-with-his-agent Sun, 13 Jun 2010 13:39:38 -0400 Agent: Oh, hey Brendan, come on in! I have a lot of new scripts that were sent for you.

Brendan Fraser: Alright! Hit me.

Agent: Ok, this one is a winner. Directed by Steven Spielberg, you’ll be starring alongside Russell Crowe and Daniel Day Lewis in “Tango Down”. It’s about three soldiers and their emotional journey through the war in Iraq. It’s a surefire Oscar winner!

Brendan Fraser: Sounds great! Who plays the goofy CGI animal that drives the plot?

Agent: No, Brendan, here’s the thing- There is no goofy CGI animal-

Brendan: Oh, so I’m the goofy one? Who plays my animal companion with glasses and a British accent?

...]]> /article/5884161 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5884161/golden-globe-acceptance-speeches-revealed Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:07:39 -0500 I bet you never realized how meticulously celebrities plan their acceptance speeches. Just take a look at these notecards…

...]]> /article/5736304 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5736304/9-celebrity-package-names Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:22:20 -0400 It's a well-known fact that guys like to name their junk. Balls, shaft, the whole package. Celebrities are no different. Through extensive personal research, I managed to compile this list of celebs and the nicknames that they have for their bits and pieces.


NOTE: In case it's not clear, balls are listed first. Of course.


...]]> /article/3513882 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3513882/the-life-and-times-of-brett-favre Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:12:46 -0400

(In the car, on a cross-country road trip, age 8.)

Irv Favre: Ok guys, we're about to cross the George Washington bridge during rush-hour traffic. Does anyone need to go to the bathroom before we get on?
...]]> /article/3289887 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3289887/my-letter-to-michael-cera Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:33:38 -0500

Dear Michael,

What's up? Things are good here – just school work and such. So you probably don't know who I am (unless you happened to know ...]]> /article/3277159 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3277159/lightning-does-not-strike-four-times Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:08:26 -0500 All the big stars are jumping on the sex song bandwagon.  All the big stars. 

]]> /article/3251716 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3251716/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:17:57 -0500 And, we're off!


Jamie-Lynn Spears has been busy boning other dudes while she's been knocked up, and is even allegedly using her pregnancy as a birth control. Think she learned that trick from her big sister? [WWTDD]
/article/3236625 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3236625/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:05:24 -0500 Sad because Mitt Romney quit his presidential campaign? Never fear, my friends – good news is here to cheer you up!

New mom Christina Aguilera was spotted out on the town this week for the first time since her son was born. The reason? Her boobs needed to vote – one picked Clinton and one Obama. Can you guess which? [HollywoodTuna]
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