http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/celebrity-now Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/5781289 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5781289/pop-culture-quicknotes-november-20 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:56:00 -0500 Well guys, like that Michael Jackson movie says, this is it.  The last Pop Culture QuickNotes ever.  a single tear in the shape of Lindsay Lohan falls


Let's dig in!


Johnny Depp was named the Sexiest Man Alive this week by People magazine.  See Johnny?  That's better than any dumb Oscar. (IDLYITW)
...]]> /article/5767737 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5767737/pop-culture-quicknotes-november-13 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:54:50 -0500 Happy Veteran's Day, everyone!  I hope you all played a lot of Modern Warfare 2 to honor our troops.   Nothing says 'thank you' quite like a predator missile.


FRAG OUT!


This week on Gossip Girl, the controversial, much-talked-about threesome finally took place.  And it included a grand total of three PG kisses (watch here).  Lame.  If you want me, I'll be watching True Blood, where someone f*cks every single episode. (Egotastic)
...]]> /article/5758083 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5758083/pop-culture-quicknotes-november-6 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:34:26 -0500 Last chance to vote for this year's Best Halloween Costume!  Luckily Heidi Klum didn't enter or you'd all be losers. (Hollywood Tuna)
...]]> /article/5736398 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5736398/pop-culture-quicknotes-october-30 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:43:59 -0400 Happy Halloween everyone!  A Snickers bar for you, a Twix for you, and for you, Sophie Monk as a slutty ladybug.  I always did like you best. (Hollywood Tuna)
...]]> /article/5726418 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5726418/pop-culture-quicknotes-october-23 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:42:34 -0400 Has anyone else already eaten like an entire bag of candy corn?  No, just me?  K cool.


On to bag #2!


This week in an interview, the director of American Psycho talked about how Christian Bale's portrayal of Patrick Bateman was inspired by Tom Cruise.  Most flattering thing said about Tom Cruise in years?  He'll take it!*
...]]> /article/5707033 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5707033/pop-culture-quicknotes-october-16 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:04:59 -0400 Today's column is dedicated to Balloon Boy.  Up up and away! (to a box in the attic)


Mad Men's Christina Hendricks got married this week, officially making this guy the luckiest man in the world.  Sorry, Antonio Banderas, but you've been out of the running for quite some time now. (Hollywood Tuna)
...]]> /article/5696110 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5696110/pop-culture-quicknotes-october-9 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:05:11 -0400 And to think, 517 years ago today Christopher Columbus was about to find America. What countries have you discovered lately? No, South New Jersey doesn't count.


Let's talk!


The big story this week is David Letterman's admission (under the threat of blackmail) that he has slept with members of his staff. Which I guess makes his the most popular staff member. Hit it, Paul Shaffer! (WWTDD)
...]]> /article/5666446 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5666446/pop-culture-quicknotes-october-2 Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:35:57 -0400 It's officially October you guys, which means only 4 weeks until the best holiday ever.  Thanksgiving!  How do dates work again?


The big story this week, of course, is director Roman Polanski's arrest after 32 years on the run.  He was convicted of unlawful sex with a minor back in 1977.  Although that 'minor' is now 45, so technically it's not unlawful sex anymore, now IS IT?  This one's free, RoPo. (IDLYITW)
...]]> /article/5635437 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5635437/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-september-25 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:22:43 -0400 So did everyone watch the Emmy's this week?  If not, you can check out the list of Sunday's winners here.   You'll notice the Dallas Cowboys are NOT on that list.  Booya. (Emmys.tv)
...]]> /article/5626245 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5626245/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-september-18 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:31:01 -0400 It's officially Interrupting Month!  First Joe Wilson, now Kanye West.  And just think, you could be next!  All it takes is a little bit of gumption and a complete lack of human decency. (DerekHail)
...]]> /article/5601284 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5601284/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-september-11 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:15:25 -0400 Happy Labor Day, everyone!  I hope you all spent 24 hours harvesting beets on a Midwestern farm like I did!  Ohhhh.  I messed up big.


Hot couple alert!  Pam Anderson is now dating an electrician she met at a trailer park.  You are all invited to their wedding, at the Olive Garden on Rt. 46 in New Jersey.  Chicken McNuggets will be served. (IDLYITW)
...]]> /article/5567853 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5567853/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-august-28 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:35:33 -0400 I can't believe summer's almost over!  Let's be best friends forever, k?


Rumors hit this week that Christopher Nolan has cast Megan Fox as Catwoman in the next Batman movie, despite the fact that no script exists yet.  But hey, an internet can dream, can't they?  Dream so obnoxiously that Christopher Nolan is forced to make it a reality. (IDLYITW)
...]]> /article/5510594 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5510594/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-august-21 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:44:56 -0400 Alyssa Milano is married and Marky Mark almost died?? Early 90s You is having the worst week ever! (Popoholic, Celebslam)
...]]> /article/5461521 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5461521/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-august-14th Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:35:38 -0400 This week's requisite Megan Fox photos are brought to you by the letters T, C, and A, and the number… Damnit! Did you forget to watch the Teen Choice Awards this past week? Don't worry, so did everybody else over the age of 12. You didn't miss anything big though. Not something like Miley Cryus pole dancing on an ice cream cart. Oh, wait, yeah, that did happen. Crazy parents are getting upset about the sexualized performance of the Disney star, but obviously they're the creepy ones. I mean, how can anything being done on an ice cream cart be sexual? Next they're going to say that selling Hannah Montana cherries is sexual. That would just be silly. (Popoholic, Celebridiot, Dlisted)
...]]> /article/5436151 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5436151/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-aug-7 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:09:40 -0400 So how's everybody holding up?  After Tuesday's internet ban of Megan Fox, I was worried about a few of you.  Mostly, Megan Fox's publicist and no one else, because no one even noticed.  (Popoholic)
...]]> /article/5379227 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5379227/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-july-31st Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:19:09 -0400 BREAKING NEWS: Megan Fox is still hot. And she's still saying really weird stuff. Let's focus on the part about her being hot though. (Popoholic, Celebslam)
...]]> /article/5309802 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5309802/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-july-24 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:17:37 -0400 Give yourselves a pat on the back, friends.  Because today, we are all officially as successful as Stephen Baldwin. (Celebslam)
...]]> /article/5267239 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5267239/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-july-17 Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:21:46 -0400 This week's column is dedicated to Hollywood's top investigative journalists, who aren't afraid to tackle the big issues and bring us the news.  For instance, this young man. (Celebslam)
...]]> /article/5231956 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5231956/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-july-10 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:45:49 -0400 Intros are lame.  Let's do this!


This week, Hayden Panettiere admitted that the Italian tattoo on her back is spelled wrong.  See Mom?  Celebrities get drunk and get tattoos at the Jersey shore too. (Celebslam)
...]]> /article/5073283 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5073283/pop-culture-cliffsnotes-june-26 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:25:55 -0400 Before we start, it seems weird not to mention the icons we lost this week: Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and most tragically, Michael Jackson.  They will be missed.


And now, let's make like the scuba guy from Mousetrap and dive right in, shall we?


This week, blogger Perez Hilton called The Black Eyed Peas' Will.i.am a bundle of sticks and was promptly punched in the face by the band's manager, reminding us all to never mess with a band named after an easily delivered injury. (WWTDD)
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