Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"My friend sent me a text saying how much she hated Verizon. I got the message 15 hours later."
The really 'screams college' aspect of this picture is that someone took a picture.
My ex called.
"Who is going to tell them the camera's on the other side of the phone?"
"Dropped his phone in the toilet, and passed out drunk trying to dry it."
Oooh, look at Mr. Hollywood. Too cool to get off the phone, huh?
You said you would be out of bed by noon!
They disguised the cell tower so the telephone lines wouldn't get jealous.
Yeah mom, nothing new to report really. Same old same old.
Awwwwwwwww he adopts stray dogs
"Hello?...yes I would like a large pizza and another beer"
Can you hear me now?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.