"Cell Phone" Video

And then his mom changed his business diaper before making him take a business nap.

From fattyslick

"That's why I only text while waiting on line at Orange Julius" - Guy Who Has No One to Text

This is what it used to be. He just switched it to "My Humps."

Don't even think about businessing without one of these bad boys on your portable business phone. You'll be laughed out of the business.

"Seriously? Right in the middle of my PowerPoint presentation about how much I hate cell phones?"

If I ever see one of you Collegehumor fans wearing these in public, I'll punch you in the face.

This ruined an otherwise perfect day of napping and sleeping.

The iMobile weighed only 14 pounds!

One part Steve Jobs. One part Neil Diamond. All man.

You can also make phone calls with them. So that's pretty cool.

So you're saying if I covered myself in these cell phones, I'd be invincible.

I've got a long way to go. I still can't hang up the phone without crying.

Can you hear me now? Good, because 70 strange people won't stop following me. I need help.

If you find yourself somewhere scary and don't have cell phone service, call your loved ones and say goodbye. Or mail them a letter, actually.

If you have to send a text message, please, do it safely behind the wheel of an SUV.

Kay. Everyone be quiet for ONE SEC, who has my phone? It should be by someone's feet.

From Ju

Qualcomm opens the doors to it's top secret R&D lab. These are some seriously awesome inventions!

When Bluetooth, Car Phone and BlackBerry team up, iPhone gets what he deserves.

Sure, it's fake, but what if it's real?

So THAT'S How cell phones work...