Nom nom nom NO!
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so consider this competition an essential part of a balanced, healthy diet.
Not only is Twitter a cool place to share my thoughts and chat with friends, it's also a great way to catch up on all the wacky social media shenanigans that all my favorite brands are getting up to. …
Believe it or not, this makes it easier to surf the web and not spill milk on my keyboard.
A great, smelly way to kick off your morning.
They see me rollin', they hungry.
...You congratulate yourself for being a good recycler.
Delicious AND borderline erotically cooperative.
Stab-a-tize me Cap'n!
If only there was some saying that would tell me what to do next.
I don't think you know how breakfast works.
"All cereal characters eyes look down at the child from the grocery shelves."
Corn Pops is essentially meth for kids, anyway.
Guaranteed not to get soggy.
Possession is 9/10 of the novelty.
Some people hate cleaning up that much.