Picture You know who else is a Cereal Rapist? The skinny Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef. That's why you don't see him much anymore.
Picture Kellogs, General Mills - it doesn't matter. Tonight we put aside our differences and call each other friends.
Picture Listen, I know what everyone's saying but my cereal doesn't really cut the roof of your mouth that badly.
Picture "Chocolate creme, marshmallows, rice, cereal, syrup, powdered sugar for the antiquing, some beads, 2 more bags of marshmallows, hot sauce in his ear, and Sponge Bob tops it all off."
Picture Oh no! Who's monitoring the Crunch Berry control valve? What happens if the cereal gets TOO MANY Crunch Berries in it? THEN WHAT!