I have to lock it up. If someone steals it I won't have any way to get home.
'cuz riding a bike just ain't pimp 'nuff.
This chain is grrrrrrrrreat!
She may be Miss Universe but she ain't ever been to Flo Rida.
That's some shiny bleep-bleep.
It doubles as a bullet proof vest too.
Dr. Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park sure does know how to party.
And you thought having a large metal bar installed between the seats was a bad idea.