"Yeah, and if you could just put that Big Mac right in my mouth, that would be great."
With a great ass, comes great responsibility.
Pass the remote, please.
These chairs were invented for that specific reason.
An easy way to fix a chair and make sure you don't have to get up for beer.
"He should never have left it parked in that rough cubicle."
What are lawn chair straps but non-sticky duct tape anyway?