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Internet Shorthand I'd Actually Use

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:00:10 -0400

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Cat Roulette

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:43:59 -0500

Fur or gtfo.

Hardly Working: LOL

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 12:58:07 -0400

He's rolling on the floor LYING.

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Sat, 25 Sep 2010 16:19:36 -0400

Think of it this way. He's helping out the environment by using less.

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Tue, 12 Oct 2010 11:14:45 -0400

Are those wedding bells I hear? Oh, it's just your text alert.

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Mon, 27 Sep 2010 13:22:34 -0400

A wild Snorlax appears.

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Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:32:15 -0400

Omegle Honesty

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Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:27:17 -0400

What does she expect at 4:57 AM, true Omegle love?

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Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:50:22 -0400

You can't spell "foodie" without die.

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Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:53:43 -0400

Isn't that how Pokemon Red ended?

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Thu, 17 Jun 2010 07:55:43 -0400

"The light switch in the bathroom has broken, it can be fixed under guarantee, but it took a few days to get the right reference numbers. I've kept my flatmate up to date with everything, but he's started to lose his patience. Funny how when he wants...

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Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:32:14 -0400

From the upcoming movie "The Social Network 2: Nightmare on Omegle Street"

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Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:46:11 -0400

Omegle Kid

Chatroulette Master of Disguise

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:42:16 -0400

These people thought they were talking to a real superhero, but they were actually talking to a real super hero.

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Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:23:30 -0500

He'll be happy just as long as he has his priorities in order.

Pantsless Girl Webcam Prank

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:08:21 -0500

Haha, she thinks someone broke into her dorm room.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:27:43 -0500

"Enough to have my little brother type for me."

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Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:08:56 -0500

They ended up getting married a couple months later. Then committed a murder/suicide.

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Tue, 19 May 2009 20:18:44 -0400

Who needs Omegle when you've got AT&T?

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Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:36:23 -0400

I'd pay anything to see the look on that 40 year old pervert's face.