Fur or gtfo.
Seems pretty win-win for all parties involved.
ASL? 10/M/Vermillion City
Chatroulette IRL: C'mon Black 15!
Where's Waldo Jr.? Oh right, he's playing with it under his desk.
False CNN. More often than not you get "random webcam penisulation."
Just a straight up nice old man. Nothing to see here folks. Carry on.
He is SO in the fraternity.