Don't mess with his thermostat or you'll get mathed in the face.
This is how I'm writing all my checks from now on.
I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.
No? Do you take American Express?
Excuse me... yeah I actually ordered anal. No, this will be fine.
"This is the actual check for that I had to mail to the State of Illinois on my income tax return."
"Sweet, my financial aid check..."
"An actual paycheck received from the Minnesota Literacy Council. Irony at it's finest."