Almost looks painted on. With hair.
Ryan Gosling just met his match.
There is no manlier man.
Here comes Batman to shave the day!
Argyle regret that in the morning.
If there was a mustachioed superhero, he'd have the perfect chest emblem.
Ironically, the electric shaver that was used happened to be a Decepticon.
Each of Chuck Norris' chest hairs is required to earn at least an orange belt.