Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Only a true environmentalist would take the old cans and make a massive spit jar.
When I dip you dip we dip.
You're in the will, right?
Big League Chew.
I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?
"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "
Imagine your room is a bar graph, and the ceiling is 100%. That tower is the chance of you getting mouth cancer.
Who else has something this impressive to show for their first month and a half of school?
"Built with 1,244 tins of Skoal chewing Tobacco. At six dollars per tin in NY, that's $7,464 we spent on Skoal."
Just looking at this makes my gums hurt.
And the award for Best Lip Cancer goes to....
You won't judge my breath, right?
Somebody call for a woof-slinger?
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