Tag: Chew

Only a true environmentalist would take the old cans and make a massive spit jar. Picture Only a true environmentalist would take the old cans and make a massive spit jar.
When I dip you dip we dip. Picture When I dip you dip we dip.
You're in the will, right? Picture You're in the will, right?
Big League Chew. Picture Big League Chew.
I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose? Picture I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?
Chew pong? Picture Chew pong?
"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same " Picture "The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "
Imagine your room is a bar graph, and the ceiling is 100%. That tower is the chance of you getting mouth cancer. Picture Imagine your room is a bar graph, and the ceiling is 100%. That tower is the chance of you getting mouth cancer.
Who else has something this impressive to show for their first month and a half of school? Picture Who else has something this impressive to show for their first month and a half of school?
"Built with 1,244 tins of Skoal chewing Tobacco. At six dollars per tin in NY, that's $7,464 we spent on Skoal." Picture "Built with 1,244 tins of Skoal chewing Tobacco. At six dollars per tin in NY, that's $7,464 we spent on Skoal."
Just looking at this makes my gums hurt. Picture Just looking at this makes my gums hurt.
Dip pong! Picture Dip pong!
And the award for Best Lip Cancer goes to.... Picture And the award for Best Lip Cancer goes to....
You won't judge my breath, right? Picture You won't judge my breath, right?
Somebody call for a woof-slinger? Picture Somebody call for a woof-slinger?
You deserve it! Picture You deserve it!
This is my bad ass table...lots of drinkin and chewing in college! Picture This is my bad ass table...lots of drinkin and chewing in college!
If your locker looks like this, you may have a problem. Picture If your locker looks like this, you may have a problem.
"What's better than tricking a freshman!" (gross) Picture "What's better than tricking a freshman!" (gross)