"The chicken is choking back."
    Bok-bok-ba-[awful vomit noise]
    This second piece tastes like clouds.
    I see a dog with a penis. Why, what do you see?
    I think the joke is that "his cock hangs below his knees."
    Just like back on the farm.
    3 weeks later, the van began laying eggs.
    What, no biscuits?
    "Our Dress to Get Laid Party."
    Sure, you don't want to find this in your dining halls food. The good news is you can make wishes on it. The bad news is that the wishes all have ironic twists and go poorly.
    THAT GUY CONTEST: "The chicken's just jealous."

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