Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
"The chicken is choking back."
Bok-bok-ba-[awful vomit noise]
This second piece tastes like clouds.
"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."
I see a dog with a penis. Why, what do you see?
I think the joke is that "his cock hangs below his knees."
Just like back on the farm.
3 weeks later, the van began laying eggs.
"He hasn't been the same since his journey to find his friends came to a tragic end."
What, no biscuits?
"The worst part? I had already taken a bite before I found the feathers."
"My buddy was a little hungry so he made a run to Safeway. When he got back, he found some fried chicken with the feathers still on it"
"Our Dress to Get Laid Party."
Sure, you don't want to find this in your dining halls food. The good news is you can make wishes on it. The bad news is that the wishes all have ironic twists and go poorly.
THAT GUY CONTEST: "The chicken's just jealous."
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