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"The chicken is choking back."
Bok-bok-ba-[awful vomit noise]
This second piece tastes like clouds.
I see a dog with a penis. Why, what do you see?
I think the joke is that "his cock hangs below his knees."
Just like back on the farm.
3 weeks later, the van began laying eggs.
What, no biscuits?

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