Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
She just burned that boy's house to smithereens for saying she had cooties.
Like you never duck out of work early to be with your family. Hypocrite.
No one will be spared. Not even the younglings.
Runners Up For Employee of the Month. Right behind the cops who watched a murder happen.
Father shant be taking me to Sunday school anymore.
Apparently he got this bat from A-Rod's cousin.
Mother Dearest was unwise not to let me watch Dora the Explorer.
You'll never party this hard.
Alright, let's get one shot for the paper and call it a night.
"Eh, there's probably nobody inside."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.