Picture Chinese businessmen just got introduced to Western magazines. Now all we have to do is wait and their productivity should go down at least 50%.
Picture "The picture being held up to my back is a mirror image of China. My birthmark is essentially identical. Maybe it means I'm the next Emperor."
Picture Most disabled Asians can actually maneuver this by rolling the chair into a perfect handstand, then a leftward cartwheel to get through the entrance.