Well, Dogs in Pantyhose is a Thing

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:02:13 -0400

You know, your dad isn't the only one who likes to daintily lounge around the house in lady-garments. In fact, our canine friends in China have started quite the trend doing just that, simply mugging for the camera in basic yet stylish pantyhose. Either that, or maybe Chinese dog owners just have a demented – abusive? – sense of humor and/or taste in pet fashion. So, prepare to be… tickled? Nauseated? Motivated to donate to PETA? What else is there to say, it's frickin' dogs in frickin' pantyhose. How much more elaboration do you dopes really need.

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An Important Safety Message from Fung Wah Buses

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:44:09 -0400

Hello, Fung Wah drivers! I have good news! Repair service is complete by inspectors, so I am happy to welcoming you back to your noble transportation service careers!

Conan Overdubs China's Most Popular Soap Opera

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 10:53:12 -0500

Kind of puts the whole Beyonce thing in perspective.

Two White Guys Raised in China Speaking Cantonese

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 14:41:52 -0500

Zang.

Hey Iceland! These Countries Changed Their Names And It Worked!

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 13:28:51 -0500

Iceland is currently holding a contest to rename the country to improve its image, prompting backlash from the country's citizens who are desperate to protect their rich history of Bjork and that volcano going off that one time. However, before we act like a country changing its name is such a big deal, we should know that MANY famous countries have changed their name in the past, often to massively successful results. Here, in support of Iceland's proactive thinking, is a list of 10 Other Countries That Successfully Changed Their Names:

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"Jackass" for People with Social Anxiety: Operation Egg Drop

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:06:36 -0400

No wonder he's down in the dumplings.

Chinese Apple Store Nails It

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 14:39:03 -0400

Yeah, but can "sense" get a high score of 1,500 on Angry Birds?

The Outskirts of Soup of Rape

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:30:25 -0400

Don't worry, it's just the outskirts.

Kobe Bryant Rocking Out in China for Some Reason

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 10:02:52 -0400

And the reason is you. Lame, I know, but you're not going to tell a 5x NBA champion which Hoobastank song to play.

Chinese Sitcom Accused of Lifting Jokes from American Sitcoms

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 17:38:47 -0400

I always loved that episode of "Friends" where Joey learned Mandarin.

Woman Ties Sex Doll to Tree to Slow Down Traffic

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 11:07:12 -0400

With age comes wisdom.

5,000 Ducks Block Roads in China

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 21:39:23 -0400

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. Oh wait, wrong bird.

Telephone Pole Repaired with Tape

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 14:21:15 -0400

This is either the work of a horrible repairman, or some fantastic tape.

Internet Hole

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:59:53 -0400

Not a perfect translation, but I like it.

Thousands of Ducks on a Walk

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 12:01:33 -0400

Rush hour in China is weird.

Chinese News Confuses Rubber Sex Toy for a Special Mushroom

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 13:24:00 -0400

This just in: hopefully not that.

Construction Crew Digging Hole to China

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 13:00:00 -0400

Of course this will work. I learned how to do it at Acme Looniversity.

Guy in Shorts with Watermelon on Head

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:47:45 -0400

There's a lot going on here, and none of it makes sense.

Weird Chinese Doritos Bag

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:16:06 -0400

Doritos: Better than a man in a jumpsuit stomping on your balls.

Man Has Panda with Him on Airplane

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:26:04 -0400

I'll get a coke and he'll have the bamboo.

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