"Chinese Food" Stuff

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picture You said it, not us.

picture Yuck, algae.

picture "This box of Chinese takeout spent a month in the fridge, then two weeks on the kitchen counter."

They kill it, we grill it.

picture They kill it, we grill it.

Not to sound like a tree hugger, but thousands of innocent triangles across Asia are being slaughtered every day.

picture Not to sound like a tree hugger, but thousands of innocent triangles across Asia are being slaughtered every day.

Sorry, we can't help other animals. Just delicious delicious cats.

picture Sorry, we can't help other animals. Just delicious delicious cats.

How aged is the young girl's walnut?

picture How aged is the young girl's walnut?

"Come on guys, we have like 5 more minutes to think of a name, so can we PLEASE focus here!?"

picture "Come on guys, we have like 5 more minutes to think of a name, so can we PLEASE focus here!?"

That's a silly idea, cats probably make bad surgeons.

picture That's a silly idea, cats probably make bad surgeons.

video Wok It Out

He can wok it out, Hunan Wok It Out

Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good.

picture Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good.

A temple? Diarrhea?

picture A temple? Diarrhea?

How can this NOT be a laxative?

picture How can this NOT be a laxative?

Let's try something new, we ate Chinese-Canadian last night.

picture Let's try something new, we ate Chinese-Canadian last night.

Is a .60 cent tip enough? That's 33%.

picture Is a .60 cent tip enough? That's 33%.

Hey, if the General Tso's "Chicken" is good I've got no further questions.

picture Hey, if the General Tso's "Chicken" is good I've got no further questions.

"What's in vegetarian pork?"

picture "What's in vegetarian pork?"

If you don't finish your fried scorpions you won't get any worm cream for dessert.

picture If you don't finish your fried scorpions you won't get any worm cream for dessert.

Try the gook soup - it's fantastic.

picture Try the gook soup - it's fantastic.

This is like your friend who likes to claim he's Italian when the Sopranos is on, calls himself Irish when it's time to drink, and says it's okay to make Holocaust jokes because he's Jewish.

picture This is like your friend who likes to claim he's Italian when the Sopranos is on, calls himself Irish when it's time to drink, and says it's okay to make Holocaust jokes because he's Jewish.

It's also boiled.

picture It's also boiled.

Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.

picture Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.

Ewwww yuck. (From a Chinese menu)

picture Ewwww yuck. (From a Chinese menu)

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