Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The 7 Secret Rules of Every Chinese Restaurant
15 Times Fortune Cookies Dished Out Ominous Predictions
16 Fortune Cookie Writers Who Just Gave Up
"Excellent" Restaurant Opens Up Next to "OK" Restaurant
Chinese Food Menu Has Gotten a Hannibal Lecter Makeover
Thank You Letter to Jewish People
Chinese Food Costume
Chinese Restaurant Sends Mixed Messages
Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.
Hey, if the General Tso's "Chicken" is good I've got no further questions.
A temple? Diarrhea?
Sorry, we can't help other animals. Just delicious delicious cats.
How can this NOT be a laxative?
"This box of Chinese takeout spent a month in the fridge, then two weeks on the kitchen counter."
They kill it, we grill it.
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