Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
An Open Letter to the Chinese Food Industry
If you don't finish your fried scorpions you won't get any worm cream for dessert.
That's a silly idea, cats probably make bad surgeons.
"Come on guys, we have like 5 more minutes to think of a name, so can we PLEASE focus here!?"
I Think The Guy Who Writes Fortune Cookies Wants to Tell Us Something
You said it, not us.
How aged is the young girl's walnut?
"What's in vegetarian pork?"
Not to sound like a tree hugger, but thousands of innocent triangles across Asia are being slaughtered every day.
Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good.
Try the gook soup - it's fantastic.
This is like your friend who likes to claim he's Italian when the Sopranos is on, calls himself Irish when it's time to drink, and says it's okay to make Holocaust jokes because he's Jewish.
It's also boiled.
Is a .60 cent tip enough? That's 33%.
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