CollegeHumor: Chinese food

Chinese Food Menu Has Gotten a Hannibal Lecter Makeover

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:31:04 -0400

This would go great with a nice chianti.

Thank You Letter to Jewish People

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 13:32:34 -0500

L'chaim lo mein.

Chinese Food Costume

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 02:13:23 -0400

Totally homemade Chinese delicacies for a great Halloween feast.

"Jackass" for People with Social Anxiety: Operation Egg Drop

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:06:36 -0400

No wonder he's down in the dumplings.

Chinese Restaurant Sends Mixed Messages

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 21:50:25 -0400

In dope we trust.

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Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:14:04 -0400

Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.

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Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:47:49 -0400

Hey, if the General Tso's "Chicken" is good I've got no further questions.

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Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:10:36 -0400

A temple? Diarrhea?

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Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:46:17 -0400

Sorry, we can't help other animals. Just delicious delicious cats.

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Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:55:59 -0400

How can this NOT be a laxative?

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Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:36:44 -0400

"This box of Chinese takeout spent a month in the fridge, then two weeks on the kitchen counter."

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Mon, 12 May 2008 17:32:26 -0400

They kill it, we grill it.

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Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:43:57 -0400

Yuck, algae.

An Open Letter to the Chinese Food Industry

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:43:22 -0500

This is Cheese. Try it. It's delicious.

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Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:13:57 -0400

If you don't finish your fried scorpions you won't get any worm cream for dessert.

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Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:39:09 -0400

That's a silly idea, cats probably make bad surgeons.

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Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:33:35 -0400

"Come on guys, we have like 5 more minutes to think of a name, so can we PLEASE focus here!?"

I Think The Guy Who Writes Fortune Cookies Wants to Tell Us Something

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:45:01 -0400

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Wok It Out

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:06:23 -0400

He can wok it out, Hunan Wok It Out

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Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:34:40 -0400

You said it, not us.