CollegeHumor: Chinese food

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Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:14:04 -0400

Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.

Untitled 1

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:47:49 -0400

Hey, if the General Tso's "Chicken" is good I've got no further questions.

Untitled 2

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:10:36 -0400

A temple? Diarrhea?

Untitled 3

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:46:17 -0400

Sorry, we can't help other animals. Just delicious delicious cats.

Untitled 4

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:55:59 -0400

How can this NOT be a laxative?

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Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:36:44 -0400

"This box of Chinese takeout spent a month in the fridge, then two weeks on the kitchen counter."

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Mon, 12 May 2008 17:32:26 -0400

They kill it, we grill it.

Untitled 7

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:43:57 -0400

Yuck, algae.

An Open Letter to the Chinese Food Industry

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:43:22 -0500

This is Cheese. Try it. It’s delicious.

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Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:13:57 -0400

If you don't finish your fried scorpions you won't get any worm cream for dessert.

Untitled 10

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:39:09 -0400

That's a silly idea, cats probably make bad surgeons.

Untitled 11

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:33:35 -0400

"Come on guys, we have like 5 more minutes to think of a name, so can we PLEASE focus here!?"

I Think The Guy Who Writes Fortune Cookies Wants to Tell Us Something

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:45:01 -0400

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Wok It Out

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:06:23 -0400

He can wok it out, Hunan Wok It Out

Untitled 14

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:34:40 -0400

You said it, not us.

Untitled 15

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:50:15 -0500

How aged is the young girl's walnut?

Untitled 16

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 18:16:28 -0500

"What's in vegetarian pork?"

Untitled 17

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 13:33:15 -0500

Not to sound like a tree hugger, but thousands of innocent triangles across Asia are being slaughtered every day.

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Mon, 04 Dec 2006 20:32:51 -0500

Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good.

Untitled 19

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:53:15 -0400

Try the gook soup - it's fantastic.