No glove no love.
Eat a Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry.
This is straight out of Willy Wonka's factory!
The couch is a lie.
Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o' THAT.
Yipee-ki-yay, mother truffle.
"Welcome to the real world, son. It's full of disappointment"-Rocky Balboa
Happy Easter, children. Now find your treats.
Tis the season to be morbidly obese, falalalalalalalala.
Gather round children, it's time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.
Man, this looks like crap.
I would recommend going with a closed casket.
This bird is living the dream
Mmmm, the dark side of the chocolate.
Being a chocoholic is no joke.
It's like when Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river, but somehow even sadder.
The cake is not a lie.
Would someone please think of the children!
I don't think this qualifies as blackface, but it still feels fundamentally wrong.
If you can believe it, you can think of something really weird and mythical like this.