You don't even wanna know what he had to do to get that title (wear socks).
Jingle in a half-bell.
You can't turn down a triple-dog dare no matter how gross it is.
Deck the halls with "Origin of Species."
Naughty, and not particularly nice.
Get in the f*cking spirit.
Dog just loves horsing around.
Each day living with you is a gift.
When Santas away, the reindeer will fornicate in your front yard.
Ho Ho Ho.