"Christmas" Picture

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The most wonderful time of year. Christmas is the time when people spread joy and goodwill via presents. There’s nothing like gift-giving to brighten up the winter. If you don’t look forward to seeing Santa Claus every December 25, then you’re a regular scrooge. Or you’re not Christian, which is a pretty good reason.

Christmas Tree Pizza picture Christmas Tree Pizza

Cheesus Christ would be proud.

| 1 comment | January 04, 2012
A Merry Sexy Christmas picture A Merry Sexy Christmas

It took 20 years, but the old man finally got his wish.

| 8 comments | December 28, 2011
Guy Gets Shirt He's Wearing For Christmas picture Guy Gets Shirt He's Wearing For Christmas

"How did you know?"

| 5 comments | December 28, 2011
Panhandling Baby picture Panhandling Baby

Spare a diaper change?

| 3 comments | December 28, 2011
Merchandising FTW picture Merchandising FTW

And for his work on the "Let It Snow" Tree Skirt, the Menards' Merchandiser of the Year Award goes to...

| 9 comments | December 23, 2011
What Is The Worst Gift You've Ever Received picture What Is The Worst Gift You've Ever Received

Whoa Brittany, what's your beef with Super Troopers?

| 16 comments | December 22, 2011
Santa's Motorcycle Sleigh picture Santa's Motorcycle Sleigh

It only runs on reindeer blood.

| 6 comments | December 22, 2011
Dear Santa, One Blumpkin Please picture Dear Santa, One Blumpkin Please

Some elf out there is not going to have a merry Christmas.

| 9 comments | December 20, 2011
Santa Sneaks Up On Crying Babies picture Santa Sneaks Up On Crying Babies

Kris "The Kreeper" Kringle strikes again.

| 3 comments | December 20, 2011
Cat Takes Family Christmas Photo picture Cat Takes Family Christmas Photo

And the family dog took this one.

| 1 comment | December 20, 2011
Merry Christmas Scantron picture Merry Christmas Scantron

Dear Professor, this is what I think of your final.

| 20 comments | December 16, 2011
Creepy Dude On Santa's Lap picture Creepy Dude On Santa's Lap

All I want for Christmas is a woman's touch.

| 7 comments | December 16, 2011
Ridiculous Bus Covered In Christmas Lights picture Ridiculous Bus Covered In Christmas Lights

The lights were pretty expensive, so the fare has tripled.

| 2 comments | December 16, 2011
Baby Passed Out Under Christmas Tree picture Baby Passed Out Under Christmas Tree

Peace and quiet is the greatest gift of all.

| 1 comment | December 15, 2011
Santa Rides Motorcycle With No Hands picture Santa Rides Motorcycle With No Hands

This is why mommy kisses Santa Claus. He's badass.

| 34 comments | December 13, 2011
Star Wars Christmas picture Star Wars Christmas

Spock's just working part-time as Santa's elf for the holidays.

| 8 comments | December 13, 2011
Odd Message On Christmas Lights picture Odd Message On Christmas Lights

A happy holidays message just wouldn't do.

| 25 comments | December 12, 2011
Mysterious Christmas Present picture Mysterious Christmas Present

It's just a bunch of loose cotton and fabric to make your own bear.

| 4 comments | December 12, 2011
Christmas Tree Too Big For House picture Christmas Tree Too Big For House

The cost for repairs to the house was so high they had to cancel Christmas.

| 3 comments | December 12, 2011
Grenades For Your Christmas Tree picture Grenades For Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is already a disaster, why not add grenades.

| 2 comments | December 09, 2011