Tag: Christmas (Page 4)

The Chinese Thank the Jews Picture The Chinese Thank the Jews
Is there anything more bling than a Lil Wayne Christmas ornament? No. Picture Is there anything more bling than a Lil Wayne Christmas ornament? No.
The cat still won't look him in the eye. Picture The cat still won't look him in the eye.
The sweetest gift of all is diabetes. Picture The sweetest gift of all is diabetes.
Surprise! You'll never guess what this couch shaped present is. Picture Surprise! You'll never guess what this couch shaped present is.
We really need to make every holiday a costume holiday. Picture We really need to make every holiday a costume holiday.
The Cat in the Hat isn't as fun when it's not Dr. Seuss. Picture The Cat in the Hat isn't as fun when it's not Dr. Seuss.
"Yeah, well MY newspaper stand has 3G. What does yours have?" Picture "Yeah, well MY newspaper stand has 3G. What does yours have?"
Sometimes Santa just has to say, "Elf You!" Picture Sometimes Santa just has to say, "Elf You!"
... and they're all sitting on a skinny 10 year-old with braces. Picture ... and they're all sitting on a skinny 10 year-old with braces.
You just know he totally celebrates Kwanza. Picture You just know he totally celebrates Kwanza.
Pretty ballsy way to ask for money. Picture Pretty ballsy way to ask for money.
Ever realize that Santa and Satan are anagrams? Think about it! Picture Ever realize that Santa and Satan are anagrams? Think about it!
And to all a good night. Picture And to all a good night.
The look on their little faces when they unwrap their stapler for the first time is just priceless. Picture The look on their little faces when they unwrap their stapler for the first time is just priceless.
He was pumping that brand new "Jingle Bells" remix, "Bling Bling Bells." Picture He was pumping that brand new "Jingle Bells" remix, "Bling Bling Bells."
Sometimes the smallest elves carry the biggest packages. Picture Sometimes the smallest elves carry the biggest packages.
Everyone knows sharks aren't real. Picture Everyone knows sharks aren't real.
It's not sad because he's lonely, it's sad because he cropped out his family. Picture It's not sad because he's lonely, it's sad because he cropped out his family.
Santa will grant them all their dreams and wishes this year. And maybe a nightmare or two. Picture Santa will grant them all their dreams and wishes this year. And maybe a nightmare or two.
Even the nicest of Christmas photos isn't free from the threat of getting ROCKED. Picture Even the nicest of Christmas photos isn't free from the threat of getting ROCKED.
Mumsy will never know the better! Picture Mumsy will never know the better!
They all got coal. Not because they were naughty, just because they wanted a gift that's as black as their tortured souls. Picture They all got coal. Not because they were naughty, just because they wanted a gift that's as black as their tortured souls.
So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday! Picture So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday!